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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. And welcome to PJ's Astrological
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Love Lounge. We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics. My name is Lester
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Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The
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Shyphonics. And we hail PROUDLY from Fargo, North Dakota. Now, way
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down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little something extra we like
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to do a little thing called the Brown Nose. And we'd like all you fine
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ladies and gentlemen here tonight to help us out doin' the Brown Nose.
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So whenever I shout 'What you gonna do?' you gonna shout back 'Gonna
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Brown Nose! Gonna Brown Nose!' Think you can handle that? I'm pretty
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sure you can. Let's give it a try.
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What you gonna do?
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(Gonna brown nose, gonna brown nose!)
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Oh ladies and gentlemen you should all be rounded up and shot. That was
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terrible.
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What you gonna do?!?!
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(gonna brown nose, gonna brown nose.)
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Yes! YES! That's so much better. You have my permission to go out and
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reproduce. You're lovely human beings. So now we're gonna do a little
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Brown Nosin' for you. Are you excited? Are you ready? Ok, then, here
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we go....
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If you want that job what ya gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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Here comes your rich Uncle Bob...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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If you get stopped by the man...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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Record company wants to sign your band...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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MERCY! I jump back, kiss myself a few hundred times.
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Alright, now I know that many of you fine ladies and gentlemen are
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beginning to ask yourselves 'Oooh, but Mr. Shy and the Shyphonics how do
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you do this wild new thing you call the Brown Nose?' Well take a
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second. Prepare yourself mentally and physically. We'll show you how
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to Brown Nose.
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Bend your knees
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Move your head like this
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Pucker them lips
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Give dat Butt a kiss
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Kiss my....
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Asking for some green...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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Boss is really mean...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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You wanna impress ya girlfriend's father...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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You owe some money to yo brother...
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I say now what you gonna do?
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(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
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You, yes YOU! Here's a dime, run out and call the PMRC!
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GONNA BROWN NOSE!
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I wanna see every last one of you Brown Nosin'. Even you tuna-lips.
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Alright, if you can dig it, I wanna hear you shout 'Erlenmeyer Flask!'
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(erlenmeyer flask!)
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Alright, I know loved it the first time, you're gonna love it even more
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the second time. And once more you better get down and so some serious
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Brown Nosin'!
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Bend your knees
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Move your head like this
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Pucker them lips
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Give dat butt a kiss
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Kiss my....
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Do the Brown Nose
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| Dead Milkmen |
