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[Bailiff]
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Will the court please rise?
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Judge Funk Doctor Spock residing
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[Prosecutor]
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Your honor Lil' Kim is a threat to society
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She has shown a blatant disregard for the law
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And has killed six fine law enforcement agents in the line of duty
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For the vicious acts
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She should be punished to the fullest extent of the law
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[Lil' Kim]
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Pardon me your honor
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May I address the bench?
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They try-na assassinate me like they did to Larry Flynt
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* Coughs
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Excuse my persona
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I may be hardcore but I'm not Jeffrey Dalmer
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Ever since I killed 멷m
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I ain't been in trouble since
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It wasn't my fault I acted out of self-defense
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He killed my best friend
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(Who's him?)
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I mean them
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They was all dressed in blue and they want me dead too
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They had real grenade bombs inside of their palms
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And a whole bunch of guns wrapped tight in their arms
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See them bastards woke me up when they broke my alarm
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I was getting my ass licked by this cat named Tom
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(Stop!)
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I heard three guns cocked that's when Tom dropped
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They sent the bow and arrow right through his tank top
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(Oh she's lying!)
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Lying? Blood was gushing on the floor
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Fingerprints all on the door
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Need I say more?
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Pulled out the remote can and shot blows after blow
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Ploom! Queen off her toes
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They fell down like dominoes
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I think it was the Matrix, I mean it was the Matrix
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What was I do?
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Sit back and just take this?
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Yo I tell you now
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If I lose this debate
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Like in Dead Presidents
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I'm going out like Lorenz Tate
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See I ain't gon be stupid
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I'm gon take all y'all to the shift
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I should be able to say what I want
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What the fuck I plead the fifth
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(Now Kim, Kim)
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Fuck that Cee-lo
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I got to save the world
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The first female king and they mad cause I'm a girl
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[Cee-lo]
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Uh with all due respect your honor
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Excuse my client's temperament
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Who has had social intelligence?
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With so much innocence we have to implement
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She was slightly out of place
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But if you grant us a grain of your grace
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I'll assure you it's only stress due to the severity of the case
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Imagine for a minute, yourself in the same shoes
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The same sense of survival and the same nothing to lose
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Your children, your lovely wife
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I mean look at her
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The only thing she's guilty of is having no choice in the matter
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[Kim]
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Lord I cry, I cry
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From the things that I've seen
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That I've seen
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And Lord I cry, I cry
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From the things I've seen, ooh
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If you only knew the things I've been through
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Oh yeah
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You'd know why
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You'd know why I cry, I cry, I cry
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[Redman]
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Order! Order! Order!
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Order! Order! Order!
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Order in the courts, I'm examining her thoughts
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And the notes on why you started slaughtering the fort
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The men dressed in blue they were undercover cops
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Hungry to see another black motherfucker shot
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They ran up in your spot and no one gave the orders
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Even Tom was tapped with a mic and a tape recorder
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(He was in on it too!)
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Yeah
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(I should've known)
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Yeah
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(Objection your honor)
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Yo objection overruled
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I know the news they tried to pay the grand jury
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To give you life sentence with parole up in thirty
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Now that's dirty, surveillance and you debate
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Fuck Will! Now you're the new Enemy of the State
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Angela Bobbett's cake compared to you
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And Junior Mafia that clique ain't scared to move
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So they took precautions
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Grenades from all force and
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Professional marksman with four fours of war hymn
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But you stopped, dropped, rolled and duck
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Shot back other bitches would've folded up
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Now that's my kind of bitch
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I know I'm the judge
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But I love that bitch
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And I'm coming with her
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Creme of crop and me I'mma hold her down
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Resign with A-K's so we blowing the trial
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Look it's a setup
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Yo Kim come on
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(I'm right behind you baby)
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Yo Kim come on
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(I'm right here with you man)
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[Kim]
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Lord I cry, I cry
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From the things that I've seen
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That I've seen...
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Lil` Drummer Boy
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| lil` kim |
