Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls
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And lets head to those heavenly halls
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Sit on down and grab a beer
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Because bowling time is pretty near
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Tortured men forget their pain
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When they head to the bowling lane
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Let's go bowling
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Let's go bowling, got a coupon
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Let's go bowling, for a free game
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Let's go bowling
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Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
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Let's do it now
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Because Wrestlemania's fine by me
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Monster trucks are a sight to see
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A cultured like that's nice and all
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But there ain't nothing better than a bowling ball
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You know the sport that God would choose
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Is the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoes
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Let's go bowling
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Let's go bowling, got a coupon
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Let's go bowling, from a juice can
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Let's go bowling
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Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
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Let's do it now
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Yes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of queens!
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The sport of dukes... Earls... Moes... Johns... anything that
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looks good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt.
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And you know, bowling takes on this almost religious
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significance because it's so much like a religion.
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I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's got
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the Holy Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the...
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Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the alley of
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life, striking out the pagan religions of the past, sparing them the
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anguish of their lives in the gutter, framing their existence in an
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eternal metaphysicalness something like the 7-10 split!
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We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah)
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We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah)
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We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah)
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And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah)
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We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling Saskatoon
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Someday they'll even be bowling on the moon
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I said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Let's go bowling
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Let's go bowling, got a coupon
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Let's go bowling, for free shoes
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Let's go bowling
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Let's go bowling, let's go bowling
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Let's do it now
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Let's Go Bowling
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| The Arrogant Worms |
