-{Sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-
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SEAN: What's your name, baby?
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GIRL #4: Desiree.
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SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
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GIRL #4: What's your name?
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-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player}-
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SEAN: My name's sean, I want to get it on.
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GIRL #4: Ooh.
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SEAN: you know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.
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GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
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SEAN: Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
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GIRL #4: Oh my.
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SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
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GIRL #4: That's sounds nice, sean.
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SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.
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GIRL #4: I'm already naked, how about you?
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SEAN: Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.
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GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?
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SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.
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GIRL #4: ..."Tally-whacker"?
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SEAN: No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.
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GIRL #4: Oh my god.
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SEAN: What?
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GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
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-{Sean groans}-
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CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- your kidding?
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GIRL #4: -{To other call girl}- And his sweet-meat.
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CALL GIRL #2: -{To Girl #4}- that's so gross.
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-{she hangs up}-
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SEAN: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.
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-{hangs up}-
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what the fuck is happening
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-{weeping}-
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... I'm horny, goddamn it. Oh, shit. Fucking, this is so un-chill.
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Cool Guy 4
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| Adam Sandler |
