Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
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Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
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The Earth began to cool.
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The autotrophs began to drool.
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Neanderthals developed tools.
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We built a wall. (We built the pyramids.)
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Math, science, history, unraveling the mystery,
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That all started with a big bang!
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Since "The Dawn of Man" is really not that long,
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As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
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A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
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The bipeds stood up straight.
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The dinosaurs all met their fate.
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They tried to leap, but they were late,
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And they all died. (They froze their asses off.)
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The ocean and Pangaea,
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See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
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Set in motion by the same big bang!
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It all started with the big BANG!
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It's expanding ever outward, but one day,
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It will cause the stars to go the other way:
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Collapsing ever inward. We won't be here. It wont be heard.
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Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
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Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
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Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
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Religion or astronomy (Encarta, Deuteronomy)
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It all started with a big bang!
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Music and mythology (Einstein and astrology)
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It all started with a big bang!
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It all started with a big BANG!
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The Big Bang Theory
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