[Imrov Intro]
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[Ed:] No, we're gonna do a bunch of new stuff tonight. And, uh...But I'm gonna have to warn you, most of it's in German. So, I hope you've all attended your German classes in high school, because you're required to take, I think, it's at least two languages, aren't you?
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[Steve:] In high school?
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[Ed:] Yeah.
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[Steve:] Yes.
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[Ed:] Yes, two languages, and typing. That's all you need. And you get a high school diploma.
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[Steve:] Is woodshop a language?
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[Ed:] No, woodshop falls under typing.
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[Steve: (Laughing)] Oh, okay. This next song is called "99 Luftballons".
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[Ed:] Ah 1, 2, a 1, 2, 3...
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[Verse 1:]
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I first met Mellie in art class in high school,
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Little short brown Bob's, she was better than Satan's best.
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I never thought I'd ever see a miracle,
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And who'd have thought it would be in an arcade?
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[Chorus:]
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Well she moved like an angel,
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And she spoke like a memory,
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And she smoked like a chimney,
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And she completed Dragon's Lair on just one quarter,
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On just one quarter,
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On just one quarter,
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On just one quarter.
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[Verse 2:]
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I called her up, but she wasn't home,
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I knew she was downstairs, but her dad didn't like me.
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I never thought I'd see a miracle,
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I called her back in 10 minutes and disguised my voice.
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[Chorus:]
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I spoke like an actor,
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And I moved like a burglar,
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Then I lied like a carpet,
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And I did a phony survey on her whole family,
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On her whole family,
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On her whole family,
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On her whole family.
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[Bridge:]
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Nobody at school knew what I was trying to do,
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But right after art class, I made history,
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'Cause when you love someone,
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Yeah, and you don't even know no one,
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[Instrumental]
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[Chorus/Outro:]
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She moved like an angel,
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She spoke like a memory,
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Then she moved to Alberta,
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I'm gonna visit her at grandma's,
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Well, maybe next week,
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Yeah, maybe next week,
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Okay, maybe not next week,
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Maybe never,
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Maybe it doesn't matter,
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Maybe it never did,
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It didn't matter at all.
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Teenage Wasteland
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| Barenaked Ladies |
