Long, long ago in the years BC
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The women used to gossip while they made their tea
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It's been our method of survival, right from the start
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But girl you've really gone and turned it into an art
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After I see you I feel as dirty as hell
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Like you've contaminated me with that peculiar smell
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That comes from dishing up the dirt on all your closest friends
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"I mean like what the hell is with her, I mean, no offence"
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So please don't take it to heart
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When I say can we start to spend time apart
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But frankly my dear
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This friendship is toxic
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Like a fox and a hound
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I like you better when you're not around
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Don't wanna hear about your bitchy scene
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And I don't really care who gave who what disease
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As if I don't even know you say just the same about me
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Do you really think I'm that naive?
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I L-I-K-E you better when you are N-O-T around
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I Like You Better When You're Not Around
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Kate Miller-Heidke |