My baby said she don't want to see my face
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She kicked me right on out of her place
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Now I'm back with the band and my girl is long gone
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She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song
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I'm about as sad as they come
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Yea, I'm stupid, stoned and dumb
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I'm a pretty pitiful sight
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Lately I can't get myself right
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Boys, I can't get this girl out of my head
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I just know she's got another man in her bed
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They said "Bret, let us give you some advice"
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In Hollywood love don't come easy, it comes at a price
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[Chorus]
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So your girlfriend is a dancer, she makes love for money
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Used to get it free, we really think you're lucky
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Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus
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Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us
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So you got dumped
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Don't feel ashamed
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We got a little something something, gonna ease your pain
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So I toke and I snort and I smoke and I sniff
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By the way what day is this
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[Chorus 2]
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You're a natural born loser, don't you understand
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That's why you're born to sing in a rock n roll band
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Born to feel the pain and write sad songs
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With losers like us this is where you belong
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[Chorus 2]
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The band was making it big, I was making the scene
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Drive big cars and make some green
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Wrote a big hit, a number one song
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But by then, my girl was long gone
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[Chorus]
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[Chorus 2 out]
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Stupid, Stoned & Dumb
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| Poison |
