Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
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And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
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I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
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Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
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Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
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And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
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I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
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Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and
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When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh
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Everything goes according to plan
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I'm the new cancer, never looked better
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And you can't stand it
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I know because you say so under your breath
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You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
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Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
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Never looked better
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And you can't stand it
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Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain
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I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
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Tonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign
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To them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like sh--
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Talk to the mirror, choke back tears
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And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."
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Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on your table
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They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
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I'm the new cancer, never looked better
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And you can't stand it
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I know because you say so under your breath
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You're reading lips, "When did he get at all confident?"
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Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
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Never looked better
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And you can't stand it
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Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
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I've never looked better and you can't stand it
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Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
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I've never looked better and you can't stand it
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And I know, and I know
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It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
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I've never been so surreptitious
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So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
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And I know, and I know
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It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
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I've never been so surreptitious
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So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
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And I know, and I know
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It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
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I've never been so surreptitious
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So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
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There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't
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| Panic! At The Disco |
