[Cartman]
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You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
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[Kyle]
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Shut up Cartman!
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[Cartman]
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Kyle's mom is the one who started that damn club, and all because she's a big fat stupid bit...
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[Kyle]
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Don't say it Cartman!
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[Cartman]
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Weeeeeelllllll!
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[Kyle]
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Don't do it Cartman!
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[Cartman]
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Weeeeeelllllll!
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[Kyle]
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I'm warning you!
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[Cartman]
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Okay, okay...
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[Kyle]
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I'm gettin' pretty sick of him calling my mom a...
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[Cartman]
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Weeeeeelllllll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
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She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
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She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
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[Kyle]
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Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!
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[Cartman]
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On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
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And Wednesday through Saturday she's a bitch,
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Then on Sunday, just to be different,
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She's a super king kamehameha bi-atch!
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Come on, you all know the words!
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
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She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
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She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
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Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!
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Talk to kids around the world,
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It might go a little bit somethin' like this!
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(Cartman & kids in various languages)
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Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
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She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
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She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
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She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch...
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Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, she's a stupid bitch!
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[Stan]
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Uh, Cartman...
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[Cartman]
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Kyle's mom's a bitch, and she just a dirty bitch!
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I really mean it Kyle's mom!
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She's a big fat, fuckin' biiiiiitch,
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Mean old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's moooom yeah-chaaaa...
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What?
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Oh, fuck...
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Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid Bitch
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| South Park |
