They say, to have her hair done, Liz flies all the way to France,
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And Jackie's seen in a discotheque, doin' a brand new dance.
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And the White House social season should be glittering and gay,
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But here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';
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The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';
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One of 'em a-toddlin' and one is a crawlin';
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And one's on the way.
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I'm glad that Raquel Welch just signed a million dollar pact,
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And Debbie's out in Vegas workin' up a brand new act.
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And the TV's showin' Newlyweds, a real fun game to play;
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But here in Topeka, the screen door's a bangin';
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The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin';
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One wants a cookie and one wants a changin';
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And one's on the way.
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Now, what was I doin'?
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Jimmy get away from there.
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Darn, there goes the phone.
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Hello? Honey? What? What?
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You're bringin' a few ole army buddies home?
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Are you callin' me from a bar?
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Get away from there!
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No,no,not you honey, I was talkin' to the baby.
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Wait. Hold on, there's the door bell.
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He-Hello?
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I swear!
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The girls in New York City, they all march for women's lib.
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And Better Homes and Garden shows, the modern way to live.
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And the pill may change the world tomorrow, but meanwhile, today:
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Here in Topeka, the flies are a buzzin';
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The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin';
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One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin';
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And one's on the way.
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Oh yeah, Here in Topeka, the rain is a fallin';
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The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin';
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One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin';
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And one's on the way.
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Oh, I hope it ain't twins....
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One's On the Way
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| Sara Evans |
