Well, my dandruff is loose
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An' my breath is chartreuse
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I know I ain't cute
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An' my voice is ka-poot
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But that's awright people
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I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
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Any old way
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I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
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I just might have some thing to say
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Ain't gonna sing you no love song
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How my heart is all sore
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Will not beg your indulgence
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'Cause you heard it before
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An' that's awright people
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I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
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Any old way
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I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
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I just might have some thing to say
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Ants in my pants!
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I have taken your time
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I have sung you my song
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Ain't no great revelation
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But it wasn't too long
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An' that's awright people
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I'm just crazy enough to sing to you
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Any old way, ha ha!
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I figure the odds be fifty-fifty
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I just might have some thing to say
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50/50
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| Frank Zappa |
