It's one thing to know it but another to admit
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We're the worst band in the world
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But we don't give a....
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If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
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Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
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So tune up, tune up
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Well we've never done a days work in our life
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And our records sell in zillions
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It irrigates my heart with greed
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To know that you adore me
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Up yours, up mine
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But up everybody's that takes time -
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But we're working on it
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Working on it (Ooh)
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We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies -
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Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
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All because of circumstances way beyond control
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We became the darlings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh
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Here I am a record on a jukebox
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A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh
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Play me
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Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold
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Here we are together on your hi fi
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A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
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Fade me, fade me, fade me, fade me.....
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The Worst Band In The World
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