I don't care about your karma
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I don't care about what's hip
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No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do
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I won't swim in your jacuzzi
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You can't make me settle down
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I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
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And scream until I'm blue
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I may as well be hyper as long as I'm still around
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'Cause I'll have lots of time to be laid back
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When I'm six feet underground.
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(Chorus)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (I'll be mellow when I'm dead)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your heads
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I can't stand the smell of incense
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I don't really like to jog
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No Joni Mitchell 8-tracks in my car (oooh)
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I hate anything organic
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Even health food makes me sick
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You won't catch me sipping Perrier
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Down in some sushi bar, I tell you
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Now's the time to go for all the gusto you can grab
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You'll have plenty of time to be low-key
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When you're laid out on the slab
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(Chorus)
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Ow! Bobcat!
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I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene
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I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans
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No redwood hot tub to my name
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I got all that I want and if it's all the same to you
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I don't need a course in self-awareness
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To find out who I am
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And I'd rather have a Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack
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Than all the bean sprouts in Japan. Wow!!!!
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Ah so don't ask me what I'm into
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I don't need to prove I'm cool
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I'll break your arm if you ask me what's my sign
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I won't tell you where my head's at
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I don't need to see no shrink
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Psychosis may be in this year but I'm really not that kind
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And I'm in no hurry to be casual
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In fact I think I'll wait
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Until I'm pushing up the daisies
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Like wow, man, can you relate?
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (mellow when I'm dead)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead (mellow when I'm dead)
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead
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I'll be mellow when I'm dead .....wooooowww!
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I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
