Once, there was this kid who
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Took a trip to Singapore
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and brought along his spray paint
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And when he finally came back
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He had cane marks all over his bottom
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He said that it was from
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When the warden whacked it so hard
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Once there was this girl who
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Swore that one day she would
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be a figure skating champion
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And when she finally made it
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She saw some other girl who was better
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And so she hired some guy to
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Club her in the kneecap
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They got paid for their sound bytes
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And sold their TV movie rights
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And then, there was this guy who
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Made his wife so mad one night
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that she cut off his weiner
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And when he finally came to
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He found that Mr. Happy was missing
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He couldn't quite explain it
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It'd always just been there
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Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
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Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
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Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
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Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
