Yo jeff whats up holmes
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Yo Whats up prince
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Yo whats up man
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Ay wheres my car at
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Wheres your car why you asking me
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No I parked my car right here your standing here wheres my car
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I been ere for an hour and a half I ain't seen it
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Come on man stop playing jeff wheres my car at
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No I'm serious man it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your car
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Jeff wheres my car I parked my car right here man
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I don't know!
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Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chill
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But this isn't funny this is straight up ill
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Now there's a limit to humour and this is gone too far
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I ain't laughing no more y'all now who stole my car
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I don't know man
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I don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen before
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But it's a real crazy feeling when you walk out the door
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And you don't need a map or any kind of chart
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That your standing in the spot where your car used to be parked
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Now you know you parked your car their but yet you keep looking
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Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took it
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So your scratching your head and trying to get things clear and theres always some idiot who says
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You sure you parked here
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To call the police would be the move that's smart
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But instead you keep looking where you know you didn't park
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Searching for reasons like maybe tickets you owed
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Something to justify that maybe it got towed
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But not stolen naa never forget it
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But then you ask yourself well where the hell is it
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If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year
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Cause you looking somewhere else when you know you parked it here
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So to never never land you find yourself strolling
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And when you finally except that its stolen
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You call the police and they come and say
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That's the 437th car stolen today
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As if that's something that he really needed to mention
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Then they start asking you real dumb questions like
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When's the last time that you saw it
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You idiot right before they stole it
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Now your mad this cop is talking to you
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And somebody's in your car heading to kalamazoo
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Officer fool or whoever you are can you please get off your butt and find who stole my car
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I remember my first car never forget it
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A candy red apple irub windows be tinted
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Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
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When from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5
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And matching red rims but that wasn't enough
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It had a ca phone for when I wanted to reach out and touch
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An alpine stereo that straight up rocked
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With 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocks
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The first day I got it I was fronting real hard
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I could hear people saying damn look at that car
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I was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it out
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So I went to the spot where they usually hangin out
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Just my luck nobody standing outside
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I really didn't feel like parking my ride
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So I honked my horn but nobody was coming
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I said what the heck I ran inside and left it running
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I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
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I found my friends and said you gotta check this out y'all
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But when we came back out the car wasn't there
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Man you ain't buy nothing I did I swear
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My friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe me
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Now I'm standing outside at the spot my car used to be
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It was hard to figure out what to do all alone
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But then I got it call the car phone
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Fresh princes car
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Yo thief bring my car back now before I bust your
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Hold up wait a minute pal
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Seems like you kinda forgot the keys
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I thought man he's right well bring it back please
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Hello listen thief don't hang up
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Then luckily jeff pulled up
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I told him what had happened someone's stolen my car
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I said come on jeff lets get him he cant be far
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We rode around for about 20 minutes
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When we were just about to say forget it
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When I spotted him
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I said jeff go get it
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We pulled up behind him and man he jetted
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He was driving all wild and fast like he was getting points for the stuff that he crashed
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I called him on the car phone again and I said
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Of course you realise when I catch you your dead
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All through philly was a high speed chasin
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Dude was playing around like he thought we was racing
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A hundred miles an our and he lost control
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And slammed my car into a telephone pole
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