(Brooker / Reid)
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We skipped the light fandango
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turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
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I was feeling kinda seasick
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but the crowd called out for more
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The room was humming harder
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as the ceiling flew away
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When we called out for another drink
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the waiter brought a tray
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And so it was that later
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as the miller told his tale
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that her face, at first just ghostly,
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turned a whiter shade of pale
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She said, 'There is no reason
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and the truth is plain to see.'
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But I wandered through my playing cards
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and would not let her be
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one of sixteen vestal virgins
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who were leaving for the coast
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and although my eyes were open
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they might have just as well've been closed
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She said, 'I'm home on shore leave,'
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though in truth we were at sea
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so I took her by the looking glass
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and forced her to agree
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saying, 'You must be the mermaid
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who took Neptune for a ride.'
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But she smiled at me so sadly
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that my anger straightway died
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If music be the food of love
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then laughter is its queen
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and likewise if behind is in front
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then dirt in truth is clean
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My mouth by then like cardboard
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seemed to slip straight through my head
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So we crash-dived straightway quickly
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and attacked the ocean bed
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A Whiter Shade Of Pale
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Procol Harum |