He man, I've seen ya, think ya rockin' it on the floor...
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You look like a moron! Who let you in the door?
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To put the question bluntly: maybe your feet's deformed.
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They should slap you in the teeth when you put your dancing shoes on.
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You can't dance!
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Why don't you just nail your feet to the floor?
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Homeboy, what's the use?
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Anytime you wanna step aside a party,
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first think of an excuse.
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You dance like a fat old lady
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not sayin' that fat old ladies ain't nice,
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but every time you try to get one move right.
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the old lady then did it twice.
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You can't dance!
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You've been a dancing disco disaster,
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the worst I ever saw.
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They should dropkick you on the neck
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and drag you off the floor.
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In every discotheque, I see you there
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in the middle of the crowd,
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looking like you got eight or nine left feet dragging all around.
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You can't dance!
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Take my advice, don't move!
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You'll never get the knack.
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If I danced like you I'd sneak out the party
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and wouldn't be coming back.
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On the floor you're a dinosaur, yeah boy, that's how you move.
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You look like Ralph Cramden(?) or a Donald Duck cartoon.
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You can't dance!
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You wanna come to my party?
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I wouldn't give you a chance.
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You tried to take breakdance lessons,
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ended up in an ambulance.
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Wouldn't it be funny if they put you on solid gold?
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You dance like you got arthritis already,
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what'll happen when you get old?
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You can't dance!
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Why are you so stiff?
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Is it something that your mother did?
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Maybe you grew up around "can't dance" people
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when you were a "can't dance" kid.
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You live in a "can't dance" house,
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went out in a "can't dance" car,
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your doofy "can't dance" father
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got drunk in a "can't dance" bar.
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You take a "can't dance" bath,
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put on your "can't dance" cologne.
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Go out to a "can't dance" party
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so you wouldn't have to "can't dance" all alone.
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You can't dance!
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Homeboy, will you please get off the floor, you moron?
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You Can't Dance
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| LL Cool J |
