You know Christmas time is a lovely time of the year
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You can crack a little soda, get a present, and have yourself a beer
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You can make everybody scream
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When you dress up like Santa and
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Come down the stairs
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And open all the presents
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Christmas is a crazy crazy crazy crazy time of year
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You can enjoy the snow
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Or if you live around Seattle you can enjoy the rain
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You can pluck yourself a tune on a tiny guitar
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Cause Christmas is a time for hanging around inside
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Eatin' all the rubarb pie
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Makin people happy with a present or two
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Cause Christmas is a tiny little time of year
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You can warm your nose and your knees and your ears
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Inside with a fire that's large
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I don't know what rhymes with large
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Maybe your mom's name is Marge
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That would be nice
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Christmas is a fabulous invention
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I think they even have a Christmas convention
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Down at the Holiday Inn you can go meet Santa
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And then sit on his lap and get yourself a present
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And you can already tell I'm makin' this up as I go along
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Mellowin' out makin' up a tiny Christmas song
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Cause we all know Jingle Bells
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And Deck the Halls too well
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So it's time for a brand new Christmas carol
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Christmas is a fabulous time of year
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Yes it is, so hold me near, near
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I wanna make it happen
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Open them presents and there wrapping
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Mind me, cause i got what i wanted
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But thats no the point now no
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Cause the point is to be with the ones that you love
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To not be on tour with the band that you love
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But to be home nuzzlein' with your
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Favorite person in the world who ever that might be
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Just go ahead and nuzzle up cause its Christmas time
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Merry Christmas everybody
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from the Presidents Of The United States Of America
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Tiny Christmas
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| The Presidents Of The United States Of America |
