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Would I be amused
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Would you be impressed
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That I had the power
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To put a hole into your chest?
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When the kids are crying
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After the welfare check's been spent
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Would I rob a liquor store
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To get money for the rent?
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If I, if I had a gun, if I had a gun
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If I had a gun, if I had a gun, if I had a gun
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Would I start smoking Marlboros?
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Would I stop smoking Kents?
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Would I gain some new respect?
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Would I gain some confidence?
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Would I suddenly go crazy
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And shoot my family
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And see myself years later
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On some crime show on TV
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If I, if I had a gun, if I had a gun
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If I had a gun, if I had a gun, if I had a gun
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Would I wear it in a holster?
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Would I keep it concealed?
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Would I put it on the table
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Every time that I'm misdealed?
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When I hear a nearby gunshot
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When I'm up at night alone
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Would I feel a little safer
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Here in my urban home
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If I, if I had a gun, if I had a gun
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If I had a gun, if I had a gun, if I had a gun
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If I Had a Gun
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| Dead Milkmen |
