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I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
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You know we practice what we preach
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We're not a drunken bunch of frat-boys
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Trashed on beers
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Or a stoned bunch of hippies
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With no careers
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I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia peach
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My pals and I all drink Clorox
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Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
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Teenage suicide rate's shot high
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And we understand the reasons why
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Bleach does more than whitens socks
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Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys, baby?
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In a world where ministers murder golf pros
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Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
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Maybe there'll be a part at the beach
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We'll bitch about life and chugalug bleach
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No one's getting high, and no one's getting drunk
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I've got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
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I wanna die with Clorox within reach
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I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
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And my voice is very deep cause my throat got burned
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Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
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Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
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Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned
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Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
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In a world where midgets run for mayor
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Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
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I had 26 friends in the beginning
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But now it seems our numbers are thinning
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Some people drive fast, others love to bet
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Still others snort coke in a private jet
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But drinking bleach is my way of winning
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Don't you wanna hang out with the Bleach Boys baby?
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In a world where welders own our schools
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Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I'm so bored I'm drinking bleach
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I am so bored!
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I am so bored!
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Bleach Boys
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