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You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well
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But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell
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'Cause God hates war and God hates crime
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But He really hates people who color outside the lines
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You've got a Methodist Coloring Book don't color outside the lines
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'Cause if God doesn't strike you with lightning
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He'll atleast make you go blind
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Good people get sent to the attic
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Bad people will roast in the cellar
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But there's a special kind of Hell
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For those who just won't learn to color
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God is gracious, God is good
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Let us color in his book
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God wears cotton, God wears rayon
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He can mend a broken crayon
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God is honest, He don't take payola
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Let's all thank him for our Crayolas
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You've got a Methodist Coloring Book...
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You've got a Methodist Coloring Book and you color really well
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But don't color outside the lines or God will send you to Hell
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Methodist Coloring Book
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| Dead Milkmen |
