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It's a long way to Anchorage
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But that's where I'll go with you
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We'll travel so far, dear
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To escape that Morning Zoo
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I hate MMR I hate YSP
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I do not like Grateful Dead
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So just don't talk to me
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I said I hate MMR and I hate YSP
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You know that classic rock
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Does not interest me
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People are getting angry
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Maybe just they should
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Cause some of us can still remember
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Back when XPN was good
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I hate what they done to XPN
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Those folk nazis ruined my favorite station
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I hate what they done to XPN
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If you hear it now it's just a pale imitation
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Well it's brunch with the Beatles
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A tribute to Billy Joel
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Four hours of Doobie Brothers
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And they call that rock and roll
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It's a long way to Anchorage
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But that's where I'll go with you
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We'll travel so far, dear
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To escape that Morning Zoo
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'Cause I hate MMR I can't stand YSP
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I do not like Grateful Dead
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You best stay away from me
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I said I loathe MMR and I despise YSP
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Well friends, there ain't no radio
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Here in our city
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Ok, we've got a call on the request line, and who am I speaking to?
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Yes, my name's Bill Junior.
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And what do you do Bill Junior?
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I cut all the jewels at the head shop.
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And what can I play for you?
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How 'bout a block of The Boss, dude?
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Sorry, just played a block of The Boss for the guys at the sandal store.
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Uh, yeah, well, ow 'bout a block of Fleetwood Mac?
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Oh, just played a block of Fleetwood Mac for the guys at the granola factory.
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Oh no.
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But I tell you what, how 'bout if I send you a $20,000 gift certificate
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for Bob and Jerry's World of Wicker?
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Hey man! Wicker! Dude! Thanks a lot!
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The Big Sleazy
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| Dead Milkmen |
