I am the bringer of your wishes,
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Your saviour from doing work,
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The washer of your dishes,and
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You'll still get you mid-day perk.
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Estate agent,
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Your mansion and pot of gold,
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All the home comforts,
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Before you're getting tired and old.
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One more try,
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Try to get what you've never had,
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Five more bob,
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For the whole world that can't be bad.
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We can't all win,
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Look it's happening,
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The future's looking not so bleak,
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A thousand winners every week.
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A thousand winners every week.
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So when you hear me coming,
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Along halls and up the stairs,
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Get the black teapot,
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In the cupboard, under chairs,
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Forget all your wives tales,
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Or forecasts and dividends,
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E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations,
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Only pays out to trusting friends.
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One more try,
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Try to get what you've never had,
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Five more bob,
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For the whole world that can't be bad.
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We can't all win,
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Look it's happening,
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The future's looking not so bleak,
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A thousand winners every week.
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A thousand winners every week.
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Keep your hand on the bottle,
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And your eyes glued upon the set,
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When the score cards come up,
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Could be you for the big one next.
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Publicity, no thank you,
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On the front page of the currant bun,
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They think you stink,
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But in the pub you'll be number one.
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One more try,
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Try to get what you've never had,
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Five more bob,
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For the whole world that can't be bad.
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We can't all win,
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Look it's happening,
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The future's looking not so bleak,
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A thousand winners every week.
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A thousand winners every week.
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A thousand winners every week.
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A thousand winners every week.
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E.R.N.I.E.
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| Madness |
