I get drunk and I stumble to the phone and conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone
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Fucked up, tore back I need to take a piss
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Only when I'm drunk? I sing a song like this
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My grandma and your grandma... Sittin by the fire
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Hold on, turn that beat off!
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No, keep it going
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Crazy Town, yo y'all just not known'
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I get drunk and start talking more shit and when I got a gun in my hand
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You better get...Out 'Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be
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Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes.
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I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk.
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I need a chunck, no better yet a hunk of that funk
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I get ....(Uh!)... damn I'm drunk.
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I need a chunk, no better yet
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A hunk of that funk
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Yeah I'm good bad, dope I'm freaky fresh
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I make hip-hop fans say "yes" "yes"
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Crazy's comin' thru you know we're gonna blow up
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Hold up wait I think I'm gonna throw up, Na' false alarm
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I'm getting all ladies with my cool charm
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When I get drunk I might even call my daddy a punk
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Yeah , but only when I'm drunk.
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CHORUS:
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Yeah, only when I'm drunk
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Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.
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It goes, one for the chronic two for the amnesia
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I'm that crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer
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Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
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That will get you out of your seat quicker than a car jacker
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Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm coolin' with my people
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Got ho's in east Columbus when I'm Billy D. Rico
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"Cause I move like I'm smooth like Like I'm Harry Belafonte
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Lookin' for them suckers that jumped my homey Le Le
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All up in this bitch with the Gin and Tanqueray dink like Mr.Wendal smoke bud like Dr Dre.
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But that's cause I'm old enough to do that of shit
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God damn. I gotta piss
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I pass the mic to Mr. Shift.
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I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
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I'm trippin' it must be that brew that Iwas sippin'
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Kickin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the Gin
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'Cause when I'm laying on my back I can feel the room spin
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One too many, I reckon Feelin' I got to hurl any second
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Want to get up but can't move
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Feels like I'm stuck in a groove
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What the fuck was I trying to prove
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I got a knack for downin' four-o's
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All the hos know them doobie bros
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People call me shift I keep a fifth in my trunk
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I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk.
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CHORUS:
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Yeah, only when I'm drunk
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Only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk.
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Only When I'm Drunk
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Crazy Town |