Bring on the Tequila oh
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On fire on Tequila oh
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My friends and I meet hours before
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We make some home made pizza
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We do some funny bits back and forth
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My knees buckle I laugh so hard
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We might end three sheets to wind
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And who knows where we'll wind up
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All I know is there’s a car waiting
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And we’ll figure that out after
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I have to keep my eye on my old friend from high school
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We’ve known each other for the longest time
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She has trouble with her dance so to speak
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She can hoist a really good kick in the butt when she's excited
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She doesn’t do it so much anymore
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'Cuz we’re all on to her
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Bring on the Tequila oh
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On fire on Tequila oh
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Mostest most on Tequila oh
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Bestest friends on Tequila oh
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Then there’s my other pretty friend from high school
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The predator in me is put to shame by the predator in her
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and now i've reeled it in
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It’ll be interesting to see how much she’s done as well
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Then there’s my friend from Chigago
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God do I love all people from Chicago
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All ready to light up the barbeque
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And be harping on debauchery
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Bring on the Tequila oh
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On fire on Tequila oh
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Mostest most on Tequila oh
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Bestest friends on Tequila oh
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Then there’s my Canadian friend
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What a fabulous mom she’s become
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She’s been tortured in this sense
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for the last many of months for obvious reasons
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She was like "hey where was this part of you when I wasn’t pregnant"
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I laughed and did a shot in her honor
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As I conversed with her belly
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Bring on the Tequila oh
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On fire on Tequila oh
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Mostest most on Tequila oh
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Bestest friends on Tequila oh
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Then there’s my Cupid friend
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She sure knows how to dress that one
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She’s a wise and worldly girl
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But you gotta watch that medication
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My favorite beverage is taken to a whole other level on it
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I’m not worried about it or I’ll coast around the room
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While I trust she’ll temper
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My brother came to visit me
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And now he’s used to hanging with me and cracking up
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But he had no idea about my built up tolerance
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No idea about how manipulative I’ve become
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I would seruptitiously put it in front of him without him asking
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In a pretty little shot glass
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His smirk and cackle would only agg me on
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Bring on the Tequila oh
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On fire on Tequila oh
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Mostest most on Tequila oh
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Bestest friends on Tequila oh
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On The Tequila
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| Alanis Morissette |
