[Adam Sandler]:
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And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop.
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[Cop]:
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Do you realize how fast you were going sir?
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{Excited Southerner]:
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Yes..yes I do...and uh there is an explanation for that...first of all..let me
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start off by saying...I...I...I...I...I...you...you...you... you...work very
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hard...and I do respect what you do...protectin and uh
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servin...I...I...I...speedometer...got the...lead foot...you got the radar
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gun...not reliable...I...I...got the diarrhea...got to...get home..for
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the...whoo...it...uh...it pregnant wife...she's at the hospital right
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now...giving birth to twins...I gotta get there...got...the guy next to me
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was...going faster than me....just keeping up...with the traffic...my
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cousin's....also a state trooper...in New Jersey...maybe you could talk to...a
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tree branch was...covering the speed limit sign...with a...and a truck was
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tailgating me...I just hope...
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[Cop]:
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Here's your ticket. Save it for the judge.
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The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over
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