[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Chanukah...
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[Adam:] Sounds good, guys!
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[Adam:] Give it up for the Drei-Dels, everybody!
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[Drei-Dels:] Once again, it's Chanukah. The miracle of Chanukah!
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Chanukah is
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the festival of lights.
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One day of presents?
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Hell no, we get the eight crazy nights! (Oh, boy)
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But if you still feel like the only kid in town
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without a Christmas tree,
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I guess my first two songs didn't do it for ya,
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so here comes number three!
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Ross and Phoebe from Friends
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say the Chanukah blessing,
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So does Lenny's pal Squiggy and Will and Grace's Debra Messing!
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Melissa Gilbert and Michael Landon never mixed meat with dairy,
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Maybe they shoulda called that show
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Little Kosher House on the Prairie!
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We got Jerry Lewis,
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Ben Stiller, and Jack Black,
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Tom Arnold converted to Judaism,
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but you guys can have him back!
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(Just kiddin' Tommy!)
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We may not get to kiss
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underneath the mistletoe,
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But we can do it all night long
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with Deuce Bigalow!
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[Rob Schneider:] I'm Jewish!
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[Adam:] Oh, my God. Sweet Robbie Schneider is here!
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[Drei-Dels:] Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah...
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[Rob Schneider:] The guy in Willie Nelson's band who plays harmonica celebrates Chanukaaah!
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[Adam:] Ah, good job, Schneider!
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[Rob:] What are you talkin' about?!?
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[Adam:] All right, now.
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Osama bin Laden...
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[Audience:] BOO!
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Not a big fan of the Jews!
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Well maybe that's because he lost a figure skating match
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to gold medalist Sarah Hughes!
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(Her mama's Jewish.)
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Houdini and David Blaine escape straightjackets
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with such precision,
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but one thing they could not get out of...
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Their painful circumcision!
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Gwyneth Paltrow's half-Jewish,
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But a full-time Oscar winner,
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Jennifer Connelly's half-Jewish too,
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And I'd like to put some more in her! Whoo!
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There's Lou Reed, Perry Farrell,
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Beck, and Paula Abdul,
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Joey Ramone invented punk rock music,
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but first came Hebrew school!
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Hey!
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Natalie Portmanika
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It's time to celebrate Chanukah,
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I hope I get an Abtronica
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On this joyful, toyful Chanukah,
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So get a high colonika
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And soil your long-johnnakahs
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If you really, really wannakah,
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Have a happy, happy, happy, happy,
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happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!
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Buckle up for safety, everybody!
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The Chanukah Song, Part 3 (Radio Version)
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| Adam Sandler |
