When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car
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You tell me the bus already left
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Cause you're my best friend!
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When I'm at the locker and my shirt's buttoned wrong
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You tell me to fix it
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Cause you're my best friend
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Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose
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Best friends don't laugh when you wear your grandpa's clothes
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You're my best friend!
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When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show
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You told me it wasn't that great
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Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)
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When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagen's party
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You told me it wasn't that great
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Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)
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Best friends tell you when you got Cheetos in your teeth
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Best friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest
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You're my best friend!
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(Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy
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(Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello!
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(Best friends!) Don't hold their nose and point at you
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(Best friends!) Help you find your hat
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Oh, you're not just a friend
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You're my best friend
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(Take it!)
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When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school
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You told the teacher I was out there
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Why? Cause you're my best friend! (You're my best friend!)
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When Mr. Koocher's dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach
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You were playing football so you couldn't help but I know you would've
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Cause you're my best friend (You're my best friend!)
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(Best friends!) Don't kneel behind you while the other guys push you
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(Best friends!) Don't step on your sandwiches!
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(Best friends!) Help you out of the caf. garbage can
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(Best friends!) Don't tell you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with you
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Oh, you're not just a friend... you're my best friend!
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Oh, you're not just a friend! You're my best... friend!
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Call me back!
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Best Friend
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| Adam Sandler |
