I'm the 7 foot man,
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I've commited no crime,
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Bumping my head into doorways,
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It happens all the time,
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I'm 7 feet tall,
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And I repeat,
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They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet,
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I'm 7 feet tall,
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And I dont play basketball,
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I'm 7 feet tall,
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But I'm still just a man,
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So of course it hurts me a lot,
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When I walk into the ceiling fan,
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Small people say I wish I was him,
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But its been nine years since I've had a trim,
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The barber says,
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I cant reach the top of his head,
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7 foot man,
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(ha ha)I cannot hide,
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7 foot man,
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I know cause I've tried,
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7 foot man,
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My last girlfriend died,
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Because my penis,
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Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!!
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So the next time you see me,
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Walking around,
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And my head is right about to hit a tree branch,
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Tell me to duck down,
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And I'll pay you back ,
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Soon you will see,
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By getting you frisbee down from that tree,
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I do what i can,
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I'm the 7 foot man,
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7 foot man,
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7 foot man
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7 Foot Man
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Adam Sandler |