I always had a roof above me, I always paid the rent
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And I've never set foot inside a tent
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I couldn't build a fire to save my life
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I lied about being the outdoor type
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Well, I've never slept out underneath the stars
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The closest that I came to that was one time in my car
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Broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night
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I lied about being the outdoor type
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Too scared to let you know that you knew what you were looking for
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I lied until I fit the bill, God bless the great indoors
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I lied about being the outdoor type
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Never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike
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No, I can't go away with you on a rock-climbing weekend
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What if something's on TV that's never shown again?
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It's just as well I'm not invited, as I'm afraid of heights
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I lied about being the outdoor type
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Never learned to swim, can't grow a beard, or even fight
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I lied about being the outdoor type.
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The Outdoor Type
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| Frank Turner |
