[phone rings]
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[Intro - Chamillionaire as Dexter - talking (Charlie)]
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Hello?
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(Hello?)
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What's up, Charlie?
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(What's up, man?)
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Nothin, just watching "American Idol", just searching on the 'net
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(Heard anything about Chamillionaire?)
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[Verse 1 - Chamillionaire as Dexter (Dexter's Mom) {Charlie}]
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Heard he lost twenty million dollars, how'd he lose that?
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Heard he got dropped from Universal, how he lose that?
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Heard his new single and that (Creepin' (Solo)'s) super whack
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Anyways, Ludacris just wrecked him on his own track
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Ha, he's the rapper that my brother hates
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He commit suicide, so I'm a take my brother's place
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Let me log on the 'net, I don't have no time to waste
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I'm a log on Chamillionaire.com and rub it in his face
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Chamillionaire sucks, Chamillionare's a square
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He's drops a lot of mixtapes but I don't care
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If he don't switch it up, then I know he's gonna fail
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And if he does switch it up, then I just hope it don't sell
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Hell, he's super boring, he has no swagger
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He's part of a league of rappers that just don't matter
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I don't know why DJ Skee or Drama even mess with him
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Oh no, there he go, sayin he's the best again
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Plus he had the nerve to call my bro an +Internet Nerd+
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I'm a log on his Gmail and hack his f-ing password
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Sure, he's got Internet fans
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But I never heard nobody in the streets jammin him
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Mixtape Messiah, HAHA!, better think again
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His last one sucked, I never made it up to number ten
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I couldn't even pretend, that I would ever get him
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I'll never go to his show and not gonna get his album "Venom"
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He sucks, what the heck are people even listening to?
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His rhyme patterns are enough to, make me miserable
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Make me want to enter in-to a mental institute
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In the real commercial world, he is like invisible
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On the 'net, they're sayin he got witty bars
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I'm a say he's whack, post it under every Diddy blog
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And plus I wonder overseas, is he really large?
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He's probably on vacation, I don't think he really toured
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My sister tried to tell me that he got fifty cars
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Hi Chamillionaire, none of those are really yours
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He's really leasin 'em but I'm the one that really knows
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I'm a put ya on World Star and you're gonna be exposed
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His personality stinks, can't stand the scent of it
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Where's his website? He didn't even finish it
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If he thinks he'll sell as much as Wayne, then he's an idiot
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I don't think he even made a song good as (A Milli) yet
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Chat rooms or something that I'm normally glued to
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But I don't wanna conversate with none of you fools
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'Cause you think he's good, ant wrong, you lose
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Yesterday he wasn't even top 10 on YouTube
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Yeah trick, just admit it, y'all frontin
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Charles Hamilton, Joell Ortiz, even Joe Buddens
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All of them are better than him (Dexter), y'all don't know nothin
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(Dexter, come down here now), ha, my mom's callin me - I'm coming
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{Why you mad at me man?}
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[American Idol plays in background]
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[hangs up phone]
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Internet Nerd's Brother
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| Chamillionaire |
