Well, we got James Hetfield
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And we tied him up tight
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Naked and cold
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We kept the strip lights bright
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Said what have you got for us James
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He said nothing at all
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So we dragged some speakers
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In from the hall
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James James James
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Just give us names names names
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James James James
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Well, we tried every tune in the songbook
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To loosen his tongue
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We played Simply Red nonstop
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He just swayed along
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Then we had an idea
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A new plan of attack
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Thought that even a deaf man
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Would bend and crack
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James James James
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Just give us names names names
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James James James
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Now look what we've brought for you James
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Your favorite disc
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It's Chumbawamba
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Their greatest hits (There's only one)
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Turned up the volume
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You should've heard him sing (Oh how he sings)
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He cried like a baby
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And told us everything (it was Lars!)
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James James James
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Just give us names names names
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James James James
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Torturing James Hetfield
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| Chumbawamba |
