D-Em
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D-Em-G-D
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Bm-C-G-D
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"Only when I laugh, does it hurt."
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The doctor says, "Please, son, remove your skirt."
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"I'd be glad to comply, but I'm not wearing one."
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The doctor says, "That's strange, nor am I."
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A Scotsman throws a pole into the air
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The alderman all vote in some affair
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The mayor, he abstained--and ain't that strange
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he's still a bachelor? Perhaps he's gay.
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A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
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Professor's working madly in his lab
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The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
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There's just a hint of danger in the air
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There's just a hint of danger in the air
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No one is alarmed nor seems to care
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Everyone is happy, we're all fine
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We all fall in love all the time
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Yeah, we all fall in love from a plane
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With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
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When we wake, we find that it has rained
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When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
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So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
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Or rest your weary head and come to me
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Move your lips and sing this lullabye
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Move your lips and sing this lullabye
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Lullabye
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Cracker |