[Bizarre]
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Yeah...ha ha ha (BANG!), Yeah, Bizarre Kid comin' at you
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Eminem and Fuzz, and Mr. Swifty, ha ha
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[Swift]
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No one's iller than me (wha?)
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No one, no one is iller than me
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No one is iller than me
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It's Mr. Swifty from the 313...
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I make rappers wanna turn into singers
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I keep hoes lickin' they fingers
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Bring this competition and face this meanin'
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Got your whole crew doing subpeonas
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Hell nah you ain't seen a crew genius
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Murder whoever's between us, pack your heaters
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Keep it close, you can't beat us
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While your whole crew treat us like G's, you best believe this
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I done made quadrapalegics outta these non-rappin rejects
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While the whole world ejects your tape, it ain't no secret
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That your shit sounds fake, you can't stop it my mind state
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Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate
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I'm like Two-Face, I'm painful to rappers then you can tell
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From these shells, how I gotta bend 'em like route canals
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I erase all trails, somethin' farther from gettin' bail
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Makes you wanna kill an emcee yourself, you might as well
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Be within a 25 to life sentence, on linkin' trials
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Horrified, and keep on frontin', repentin' and lose they bowels
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Everything is foul when Swift's around, vacate now
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Niggas dumb enough to try to front and escape, how?
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I'm gonna take this 'gnac and drink it straight wild
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Niggas steady fallin' in my face like milk crates, BLAAAOW!
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It's Swifty from the 313
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Like I said no one is iller than me, unnhh!
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[Bizarre]
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Me and Eminem and Mike
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Drivin' down Van Dyke
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Get my dick sucked late at night by a fuckin' transvestite
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Still on probation for stranglin' my boy Jason
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Should be takin' my medication, it's 9 to 10 I'm facin'
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Last week this old man I had to blast
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Cuz he tried to help me out when my car was out of gas
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Ripped this old lady, hung her neck by a hook
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Didn't realize it was my grandmother 'til I checked her pocketbook
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Fuckin' with the white boys got me back on crack
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Better explain where the hell your TVs and VCRs is at
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I done lost 100 pounds, I ain't been eatin' like I should
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This wounded dog in the street is sure lookin' good!
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Rob this little boy in his fuckin' paper route
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Throwin' bottles at day care centers and yell "EVERYBODY GET OUT"!
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My girl beat my ass and shot me in the back with a 2-piece
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Cuz she found out I was havin' an affair with her 10-year old niece
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No one, no one's iller than me
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It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
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No one, no one is iller than me
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It's Bizarre Kid straight from the 313
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[Eminem]
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Nobody better test me, cuz I don't wanna get messy
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Especially when I step inside this bitch, dick freshly
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New Lugz, give the crew hugs, guzzle two mugs
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Before I do drugs that make me throw up like flu bugs
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True thugs, rugged unshaven messy scrubs
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Whippin' 40-bottles like the fuckin' Pepsi clubs
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Down a fifth, crack open a six
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I'm on my seventh 8-ball, now I gotta take a piss
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I'm hollerin' at these hoes that got boyfriends
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Who gives a fuck who they was
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I'm always takin' someone else's girl like Cool J does
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They probably don't be packin' anyways, do they Fuzz?
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We walked up, stomped they asses and blew they buzz
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Mics get sandblasted
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Stab your abdomen with a hand crafted pocketknife and spill your antacid
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Sprayed your motherfuckin' crib up when I ran past it
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Fuckin' felon, headed to hell in a handbasket
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Talkin' shit will get you, your girl and your man blasted
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Kidnapped and slapped in a van wrapped in Saran plastic
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Get your damn ass kicked, by these fantastic
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Furious four motherfuckers
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Flashin' in front of your face without the Grand Masters
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Slim Shady, ain't nobody iller than me
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[Fuzz]
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I run shit like an ass with legs
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Massive lead to leave your cabbage red
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Similar to your ass in a casket dead
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Drastic spread of acid heads
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Come to abort you like a bastard egg
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That trash you said got you standin' on plastic legs
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Ask the feds from past the edge
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Rockin' the most classic threads
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Flashin' bread, roll down the window
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Bitch you got some fantastic legs, you can get 'til that ass get red
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You can get 'til t |