Whatever..
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Dre, just cum and bum Aiyyo ram it up a little bit Aiyyo..
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this song is for the gay one.. fuck it Just shut up and listen,
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aiyyo..
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I sit back with this pack of dur-ex,
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and this bag of these balls,
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it gives me the shit needed to be the most gayest MC,
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on this...on this Earth,
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And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just blert,
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And just blurt up this ass and bizarrea ass at work,
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And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension,
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dispensin this constapation,
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Gettin this stress that's been me eatin recently and gettin hairs on my chest,
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and I rest again peacefully (peacefully)..
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but at least I have the decency when Im in you to be good to ur hole,
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when you freaks see me up in this hole,
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when I'm eatin out or bonin your daughter to not come and speak to me (speak to
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me)..
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I don't know you and no,
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I don't ho you are a mo-therfuck-in ugly thing I listen to N'Sync,
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I am what your friends think I bum Mr. Friendly,
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with my big dick after u bum me my tank is on empty (is on empty)..
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No cum is in me and if you dont pleasure me I'm penetrating with my 10 feet
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(with my 10 feet)..
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in the air I don't care who is there and who saw me just bum you
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Go call you a hooker,
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file you a blow job I'll smile in the whorehouse and buy you a lap dance I'm
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tired of all you (of all you)..
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I don't mean to be mean but that's all I can be is just me
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Chorus
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And I am, however gay u say I am If I wasn't,
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then why would I bum this man?
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In the paper, the news everyday I am Porno channels wont even show my nan Cause
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I am, however gay I am If I wasn't,
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then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news everyday I am
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I don't know it's just the gay I am
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Sometimes I wanna feel my birds father,
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I hate to feel bothered with all of this nonsense it's constant
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And, "Oh, it's his lyrical content thats all the songs with 'Elton' has gotten
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such rotten responses"
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And this penis circles me and it seems like the media immediately sticks a
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finger up me (finger up me)..
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So I point one back up 'em, but not the index or pinkie or the ring or the
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thumb,
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it's the one you put up when you just wanna fuck,
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when you won't just give up till this guy just screams stop,
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cause they full of cum too
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When a dude's gettin bummed and screams in his school
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And they blame it on Marilyn (on Marilyn).. and the heroin Where were the
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parents at?
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And look where it's at
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Straight America, now it's a tragedy
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Now it's so sad to see, an upper ass i-t-y havin this happenin (this
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happenin)..
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then attack Eminem cause I cock slap this gay (cock slap this gay)..
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But I'm glad cause they bum me an feed me the fuel that I need is just fired to
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burn and it's burnin and I have returned
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Chorus
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I'm so stiff and hard off bein admired that I wish that I would just fly or get
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fired in
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and get cock dropped from my table and stop with the shavin'
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I'm not gonna be able to top 'Elton's gayness'
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And bum-holed into sensation by a cockney sensation at rock'n'roll stations And
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I just do not got the patience (got the patience)..
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to deal with these cockney caucasians who think
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I'm some queer who just tries to hump blacks cause I talk with an accent, and
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grab on their balls, so they always keep askin the same fuckin questions
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(fuckin questions)..
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are you some kind of queer?, what kinda queer you be up in?
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The why, the up what when, the where, and the how
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'til I'm grabbin my pubes and I'm tearin them out cause they ridin' me crazy
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(ridin me crazy)..
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I can take it I'm racin, I'm pacin, I stand and then shit And I'm thankful for
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ev-ery man that I get
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But I can't take a tug, in the bathroom without someone trying to suck it No I
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won't bone ur ass You can cum up my asshole, I'm glad
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Chrous
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^^^ As much as I hate eminem this is the worst dis of all time, grow a sack faggot.
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The Gay I Am (Way I Am Skit)
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