[Quietly]
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Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
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Broke, broke, broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
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[Louder]
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Broke, broke broke phi broke (we ain't got it)
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Broke, broke, broke phi-
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[Leader:] I've called this private meeting today because there is an imposter among us.
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There is an imposter among us.
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This brother right here has been out making beats on the side, yes he has.
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Pretending he's broke walking amongst us.
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This brother has been eating every day, can you believe that? Eating every day.
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Pretending he's with us, he's not one of us.
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I did not want to believe this, but I walked into the brother Kanye's closet and I found new shoes.
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I found new shoes!
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Kanye, would you like to step forward and explain these new shoes?!
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[Kanye: (stammering)] I was-you crazy, I wasn't, I didn't, um, I was just um, I was-
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[Leader:] No, you speak up, brother!
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[Kanye:] I was gon' stick-I'm tryin to stick to my roots and-
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[Leader:] What?
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[Kanye:] I wanna stick to my roots, and-
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[Leader:] What?! You march your new shoes out of here, Kanye.
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Don't you ever come back in 'em. Don't you ever come back smellin' all good, taking showers and shit like
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That, all right? We don't appreciate that down here at Broke Phi Broke.
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What's next?
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Skit #4
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| Kanye West |
