The say everyone should have their heart broken at least once,
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That is how you grow emotionally
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Well I have been misused by many-many-many men
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But nothing can compare to how you treated me
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At times it really felt as though the pain was here to stay
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And though it’s many years ago I feel it to this day
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And now
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You wanna be my friend on Facebook
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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All the memories are flooding back to me now
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All the ways you stole the light from my eyes
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I travelled so far just to get away from you
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‘Til this morning’s friend request surprise
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At times it really felt as though I’d never smile again
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You narcissistic arsehole
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Oh you nasty, nasty man
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And now
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You wanna be my friend on Facebook
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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I don’t wanna know what kind of cocktail you are
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Or which member of the Beatles
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Or which 1950s movie star
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I don’t give a toss if you’re a ninja or a pirate
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I’d suspect you’d be a pirate
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But I don’t wanna verify it
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And I don’t give a shit what your stripper name is
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Or if your kitty had a litter
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Look ? just follow me on twitter
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I don’t care about your family tree
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And I certainly don’t want you poking me (again)
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And so you wanna be my friend on Facebook
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Oh you fucking, fucking fuck
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Click, ignore
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Are You Fucking Kidding Me
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| Kate Miller-Heidke |
