Dum diti dum dang dang di dum
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2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum
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1 bum said look Jack I'm the shit
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put his knees to his ears and sucked his own dick
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My mothers crazy I think she sniffs glue
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she never liked me and I know that's true
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Kicked me out the crib becuz I got a tattoo
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No one loves me and no one cares
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and all I ever get is funny stares
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I can't help it if I'm nothin but a wino
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so I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos
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Stealin' bottles of booze outta A & P
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I know a girl at Denny's and I always eat free
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Got the same birthdate as Thomas Crapper
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for Christmas I bought the old man the Clapper
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I'm so dapper u can call me Dan
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but they call me round eye when I'm chilin in Japan
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Got a bad ass bitch adn she ain't no dike
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but fuck that ho and let me tell ya what I like
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I like bean burritos from Taco Bell
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I like trippin on acid with Dick Vitale
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My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't clashin'
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I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fashion
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Took too many many trip and now I can's stop trippin
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my mellow D. killed a rat in the kitchen
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U think u toke tuff I'd disagree
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nobody blows more doobs than Richard D.
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I get ill on hoes who I know ain't fertile
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I'm a real jet setter like Cecil turtle
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I'm down with Bill Bands so Fuck Joe Glover
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and while I'm at it muther fuck fat ass Sally Struthers
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U look fine girl kinda undercover
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but I can't fuck ya cuz you look like my mother
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I said dang digee dang di dang dang
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it ain't Eric Estrada or Kool and The Gang
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U know I hand in the Clem chillin on the strip
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with all them mother fuckers who slang that shit
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U know I'm a pimp hold my dick like a holster
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u sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster"
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Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me
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but fuck it cuz I know "Somebody up there likes me."
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Assholes are only assholes, fo sho'
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Trippin' With Dick Vitale
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| Kid Rock |
