Now I've been here and I've been there
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And I've been almost everywhere
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There's not a thing I can't repair
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Cos I'm Stan, Yes I am,
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The odd job man
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I'm a tradesman, I know all the tricks
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There's not a thing that I cannot fix
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Beginners use my concrete mix
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I'm Stan yes I am, The odd job man
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Well, thats the way to do it
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Just be as quick as a flash
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Don't hang about
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Just in and out
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And always ask for cash
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Any job that you want done,
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Phone me up cos Im the one
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Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too
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I'll do the job that's right for you
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Well, that's the way to do it
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Just be as quick as a flash
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Don't hang about
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Just in and out
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And always ask for cash
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I've never done the same job twice,
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Listen to me take my advice
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I'll double the work for half the price
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The finished job will look, look nice
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I've been around and had some fun
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There's not a job that I've not done
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No unemployment where I'm from
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Jack of all trades, master of none
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Thats The Way To Do It
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