[DJ:]
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FM 113.57 with today's up to date global news
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In news today, the infamous rapper Lil' Rob
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Presumed to be dead for the past two years
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Apparently has only been held down by jealous haters
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Lil' Rob releases a statement today stating
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"You can't keep a good man down, and I will have the last laugh"
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Ha-ha
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[Lil' Rob:]
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Aqui estoy, yo no me voy, lingolado
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Yo soy un malo, I be the vato that you follow
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You're barking up the wrong tree, swing swing like a chango
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Beat you like a bongo, send you where the wrong go
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Al vando lado, but no one like my song go
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Look up in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane
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No, it's Lil' Rob flying high, stimulating my brain
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Assimilate the fame, accumulate my feria
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Make sure I stay ahead of ya, look back and I'll laugh at ya
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'cause all you vatos swear you got some kind of steelo
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Simon you're pretty bad but you ain't bad like me though
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Latino, eyes like a chino from smoking weed though everywhere that we go
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They say "Oh man there he go, the vato wearing the shades and the long chivo"
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Guess who
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[Chorus:]
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You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter
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You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after
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You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter
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You shouldn't have been a rapper, you should have been an actor
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You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter
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You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after
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You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter
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I'm gonna laugh last, I'll have the last laugh
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You heard a lot about you huh?
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Well was it good shit or bad shit?
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I bet you twenty bones that it was some bad shit
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But that doesn't even matter though
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'cause any publicity is good publicity, as long as they mention me
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I must be doing something right
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But they ain't doing nothing right, I'm making sure that I'm busting tight
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Now everybody wanna be
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Hey holmes you heard Lil' Rob's new jam? He's talking shit about me
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't flatter yourself
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Later on you're gonna look back at yourself, and be all mad at yourself
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For acting like a little girl, chavala
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Roll the fuck up, you try too much, you need to slow the fuck up
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Hold the fuck up, shut the fuck up
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Silence is golden like the Dayton's that I'm rolling around the town that I'm patrolling
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The town I live in is lonely, it's lonely but I still won't cry
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It's just me, myself, and I
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[Chorus:]
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You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter
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You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after
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You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter
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You shouldn't have been a rapper, you should have been an actor
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You pinche levas got me dying, dying of laughter
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You think it's funny, we'll see who's still laughing after
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You're not on the same page, not even the same chapter
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I'm gonna laugh last, I'll have the last laugh
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I walk up on the scene with my white sneakers
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My big ass Levis, my big ass t-shirt and look around to see who I see
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The same fucking people who can't see me
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You can close your eyes, it's getting kind of rough
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You can open your eyes, they're still not wide enough
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To even catch a sneak peek or Peek A Boo of what the Lil' Rob is all about
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When I leave they all follow out
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Lil' Rob be the one of a kind
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With the one of a kind mind, most of the time I can't find mine
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You ask me how I'm doing and I still say that I'm fine
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Walking on that fine line, no time on my time line
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Who left the door open? Your time just ran out
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As for patience, well mine just ran out
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And I got nothing left to do but to sit back patiently
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To make sure you continue hating me
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[Chorus x2]
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The Last Laff
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| Lil' Rob |
