Me and my friends kickin' in the household
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Tryin' to figure out thoughts start to unfold
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Nothing to do or see I can't understand
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Combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan
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Car alarm system too expensive to buy
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But not if you're gonna hire this guy
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With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand
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Cock in sock, it's the naked jock man
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Naked, Naked, Naked, Jock
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Naked, Naked, Naked, Man
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Naked, naked, naked jock
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Naked, naked, naked man
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Tall dark man going to break into my car
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With Naked Jock Man he ain't gonna get far
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Car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up
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He jumps to the ground
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What the fuck's that?
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I can hear him scream in fright
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Naked Jock Man just ruined his night
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You can run, you can hide, just turn yourself in
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Cause he'll get you in the end
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Naked, naked, naked jock
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Naked, naked, naked man
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Naked, naked, naked jock
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Naked, naked, naked man
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Naked Jock Man
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He's after Dan
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Naked Jock Man
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R-Y-A-N
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Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man
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Sally Jesse Raphael and David Letterman
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Want the jock man to show his face
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He's the next bitch on Melrose Place
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Naked Jock Man was just a big joke
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Now you'll see his ass on all the talk shows
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The people want to know
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They're willing to die
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Who the fuck is that guy?
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Naked, naked, naked jock
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Naked, naked, naked man
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Naked, naked, naked jock
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Naked, naked, naked.
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Naked Jock Man
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| Hoobastank |
