Alright
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I'm laying in bed
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With a lit cigarette
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Can't say if last night
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Was a blonde or brunette
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Megawatts is on the phone
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Keeps blowing me up
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And there's three shots of whiskey
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In my coffee cup
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I'm a bad mutha fucka, heeh
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(Hehehehe)
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I'm a bad mutha fucka
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(I'M A BAD MUTHA FUCKA! Hehehe)
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I can polish off a bottle
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In the blink of an eye
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I can drink all night
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And not pay a dime
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Just to soon kick your ass
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As I take a piss
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Fuck, even Chuck Norris
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Don't want none of this
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I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
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I can pick up any chick
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I meet at the bar
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I can even take the one
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Right off of your arm
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I got a woman at home
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Got a kid on the way
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I got a girl in New York
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And four more in L.A.
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I'm a bad mutha fucka
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(Mutha fucka, hehehe)
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I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehe)
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(Hahaha)
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I got hookers by the hand
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Four-five at a time
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But they're the ones paying me
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By the end of the night
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Pimps hunt me down
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And try to get the cash
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And then me and Samuel Jackson
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Bust a cap in their ass
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We're bad mutha fuckas (HA|h!)
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Bad mutha fuckas, come on
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(Hahaha)
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Writing bad checks
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To the I.R.S.
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I'm a master at passing
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Sobriety tests
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(Hahaha!)
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Selling dope to the Hot Topic
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Kids at the mall
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I'm like O.J. baby
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I get away with it all
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(Hahaha!)
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It wasn't me
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(Hahaha!)
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I'm a bad mutha fucka (Hehehe)
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And he's in jail mutha fucka, come on
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I got a room in my house
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For my ten foot bong
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I'm pretty sure George Thorogood
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Wrote me a song
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I'm a bad, bad, bad
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To the bone, mutha fucka
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Bad to the bone
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(Bad mutha fucka!)
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There's only one motherfucker that may be badder than me
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And that would be Rob Corddry
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(Hahaha)
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By the way
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Before I sing this
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You should know
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I was raised Catholic
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But
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I'm a virgin alterboy
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(hahaha)
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I get stoned on sunday
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Take my grandma to church
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I pick up all the girls
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In catholic skirts
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Tell them that I got
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A big van full of toys
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Hell it looks better than the preacher
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Jerking off little boys
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He's WORSE than a bad mutha fucka
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(Hahaha)
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I'm a bad mutha fucka
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He's a bad bad man
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(HAHAHA!)
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Just saying
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Don't even know what to call that
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Burning in hell?
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My dad is so proud of me, hahaha
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(Hahaha)
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Bad Mutha Fucka
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Hinder |