It's been one week since you looked at me
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Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
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Five days since you laughed at me saying
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"Get that together come back and see me"
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Three days since the living room
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I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
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Yesterday you'd forgiven me
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but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
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Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
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As I make you stop, think
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You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
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I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
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I like the sushi
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'cause it's never touched a frying pan
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Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
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Big like LeAnn Rimes
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Because I'm all about value
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Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
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You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
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Gonna make a break and take a fake
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I'd like a stinkin achin shake
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I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
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Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
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The vertigo is gonna grow
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Cause it's so dangerous,
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you'll have to sign a waiver
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How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
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Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
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I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
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Can't understand what I mean?
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Well, you soon will
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I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
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I have a history of taking off my shirt
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It's been one week since you looked at me
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Threw your arms in the air
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and said "You're crazy"
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Five days since you tackled me
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I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
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It's been three days since the afternoon
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You realized it's not my fault
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not a moment too soon
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Yesterday you'd forgiven me
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And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry
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Chickity China the Chinese chicken
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You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
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Watchin' X-Files with no lights on
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We're dans la maison
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I hope the Smoking Man's in this one
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Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic
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Like Sting I'm tantric
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Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
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Like Kurasawa I make mad films
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Okay, I don't make films
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But if I did they'd have a Samurai
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Gonna get a set a' better clubs
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Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
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Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing
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Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
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'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes
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That make me think the wrong thing
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How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
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Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
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I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
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Can't understand what I mean?
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Well, you soon will
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I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
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I have a history of losing my shirt
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It's been one week since you looked at me
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Dropped your arms to your sides
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and said "I'm sorry"
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Five days since I laughed at you and said
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"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
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Three days since the living room
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We realized we're both to blame,
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but what could we do?
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Yesterday you just smiled at me
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Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
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It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
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It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
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Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
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One Week
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| Barenaked Ladies |
