My album sucks, the critics say
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I can't sing and I can't play
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All I care about is sex and money
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I look out-dated, I think that's funny
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chorus
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But I'm too shallow to really give a damn
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Cause I sing for a party rock band
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In '86, fans ripped out my hair
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Now it's '96, there ain't none there
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The girls used to talk dirty to me
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But now it just really hurts when I pee
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chorus
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But I'm too stoned to really give a damn
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'cause I sing for my party rock band
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Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me
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You can be my two and only
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I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man
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solo
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My agent says I need publicity
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Told me act depressed, they'd take me seriously
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So wrecked my car into a telephone pole
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Tried to date the singer from Hole
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But Courtney didn't love me
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Don't they understand?
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Cuz I'm a shallow minded, sex cravin', don't
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care about nothing unless I'm getting laid
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Party rock band.
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Party Rock Band
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| Poison |
