(feat. Swingfly)
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Konichiwa Records Headquarters
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What are you, stupid?
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I told you no eating in my jacuzzi.
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What's wrong with you?
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Yeah, get me studio one.
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Listen, I want some rain, thunder and some hells bells, alright?
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Just tell him to stick to the script, ok?
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Do it.
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Listen
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You can not stop this
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You can not escape it and you can't turn it off
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So I'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
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Sir or Mam would you please turn it the fuck up
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Do it
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I present to you
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Unleashed in the east
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Best dressed in the west
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Sorted in the north
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Without a doubt in the south
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The queen of queenbees
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Lioness of Juda
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Phoenix from the ashes risen
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Undefeated, undisputed, featherweight champion
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On all five continents
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World record holder with a high score of two gazillion in Tetris
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Two-time recipient of the Nobel prize for super foxiest female ever
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And war time consigliere to the Cosa Nostra
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She split the atom, invented the x-ray, the cure for AIDS, and the surprise blindfold greeting
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She performed and choreographed the fights for Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
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And Game of Death and still does stunt doubles for Jackie Chan on the weekends
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She suckerpunched Einstein, outsmarted Ali, and even outsuperfreaked Rick James
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She's the founder and CEO of Konichiwa Records
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The most decorated professional field operative in the industry and in the streets
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With a perfect track record since kindergarden where she used to whoop schoolboy ass
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She's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979
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As being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace
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In this world of tension, pressure and pain
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She is known by men and women of all origin and faith
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For her wisdom, compassion, and relentless
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Determination in the quest to get paid
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Curriculum Vitae
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Robyn |