I looked in the mirror
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(What did you see looking at you?)
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I saw a nine stone weakling
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(What will you do?)
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you?
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Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
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I opened my magazine
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(What did you see?)
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I saw Mr. France
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(What did he have?)
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A girl on each shoulder
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(What else?)
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And one in his pants
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Dynamic Tension can do this for you
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Dynamic Tension make a man out of
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You you you you you
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So our hero goes down to the beach
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He's in real terrible shape
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His chick's been seen with big Alex
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That mother kicked sand in his face
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Now let me tell you about Alex
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He's got:
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Hands like hams
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Knees like trees
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200 lbs
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Of surfboard Hercules
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Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
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I lost my girl down by the beach
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She's with Alex and she's out of reach
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So please Mr. Atlas won't you bring her on back to me
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I saw your body in an advert on T.V.
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But what convinced me was your money back guarantee
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Now I'm stronger than Alex
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(Where is he now?)
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He's left in disgrace
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(Oh yeah?)
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'Cos I took back my girlfriend
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(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
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And kicked sand in his face
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(In his eyes, in his ears, in his nose)
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Dynamic Tension waiting for you
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Dynamic Tension make a man out of you
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Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
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Dynamic Tension, Dynamic Tension
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Sand In My Face
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