Once in a while
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Maybe you will feel the urge.
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To break international copyright law
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By downloading mp3s
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From file sharing sites
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Like morpheus or grokster or limewire or kazza.
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But deep in your Heart.
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You know the guilt would drive you mad
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And the shame would leave a permanent scar
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Cause you start out stealing songs
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Then you’re robbing liquor stores
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And selling Crack
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And running over school kids with your car
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[Chorus]
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So Don’t Download This Song
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The record store is where you belong
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Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
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Oh Don’t Download This Song
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Oh you don’t want to mess
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With the RIAA
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They’ll sue you if you burn that Cdr.
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It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
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Or a seven year old girl
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They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are
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[Chorus]
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So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)
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Pirating music all day long
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Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
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Oh Don’t Download This Song
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Don’t take away money
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From artists just like me
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How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee
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And diamond studded swimming pools
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These things don’t grow on trees
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So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee
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[Chorus]
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Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)
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Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)
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Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)
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Oh Don’t Download This Song
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Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)
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Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
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Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)
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Oh Don’t Download This Song.
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Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)
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Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)
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Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)
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Don't Download This Song
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
