Here's Johnny
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There he goes, he drives me crazy
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When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
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That's his job, it's so amazing
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All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
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I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
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His being there has made my life worth living
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The chills run down my spine
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Each time he says that line
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"Here's Johnny!" He says, and laughs in his special way
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"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
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"Here's Johnny!" he says, and "second fiddle" is his game
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Ed McMahon's his name...all right
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Dressed so fine, he's such a cool dude
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Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
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Watch him selling beer and dog food
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Hear him say...(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
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I got a letter from him just the other day
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He said, "You may already be a winner!"
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A trooper to the end
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A Clydesdale's best friend
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"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
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"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
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"Here's Johnny!" he says, and that's the way he gets his pay
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What a living
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Oh...(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) Wo-o-o, no
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(Here's Johnny! Here's Johnny!) No no no no no no, I don't believe it
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(Here's Johnny!) he says, and everytime it's just the same
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Ed McMahon's his name
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A very special guy...all right
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He's on every night
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Can't change the channel
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When he's sitting on the panel
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(Hee-eere's Johnny!)
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There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
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When he says...(Hey-O-Hey-Hey-O!)
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"Here's Johnny!" he says, and laughs in his special way
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"...Johnny!" he says, you know I love him
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"Here's Johnny!" he says, that seems to be his claim to fame
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Ed McMahon's his name
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Here's Johnny
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
