Hey girl,
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You know our economy's in the toilet
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But I’m still going to treat you right
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I said you can have whatever you like (if you like)
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I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
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Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
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And we can clip coupons all night
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And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
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I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
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Take you out for dinner, anywhere that you please
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Like Burger King or Mickey Ds
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And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
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I said you can even have the large fry (large fry) yeah, yeah
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Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
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When I buy you bathroom tissue I always get the two-ply
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Want it, you can get it, my dear
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I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah
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You like Top Ramen, need Top Ramen
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Got a cupboard full of 'em, I’ll keep 'em coming
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You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
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Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it
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Pork and beans and Minute Rice
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And we can play Cribbage all night
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And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
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I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
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I can take you to the laundromat downtown
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And watch all the clothes go round and round
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And baby we can go wherever you like (if you like)
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I said we can go wherever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
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Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
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You could be second-runner-up Miss Ohio
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Seven dollar bills rolled
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Up inside my plastic billfold
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Buy you a bagel even if it isn’t day old
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And you never ever gotta wear your sister’s old clothes
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As long as I’m still assistant manager at Kinko’s
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Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
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You ain’t got to pay me, that’s the way that I roll
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My chick can have want she want
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At Wal-mart she can pick out anything she want
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I know girl you ain’t never had a man like that
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Who doesn’t make you buy generic brand like that, Yeah
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You like my Hyundai, see my Hyundai
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I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
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But that’s kind of far and I’m not made of cash
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Do you think you could chip in for gas?
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Mac and Cheese would be all right
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But let’s send out for pizza tonight
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And you can order any toppings you like (if you like)
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I said you can even have the last slice (the last slice) yeah, yeah
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Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
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Now I can get free HBO
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And baby you can watch whatever you like (if you like)
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I said you can watch whatever you like (if you like) yeah
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And you can always ride the city bus
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Got a stack of tokens just for us
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Yo, my wallet’s fat and full of ones
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It’s all about the Washingtons, that’s right
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You want White Castle, need White Castle
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Long as you got me it won’t be no hassle
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You want it, we’ll get it, just don’t be a hater
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If I grab a bunch of napkins for later
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Thrift store jeans on sale half-price
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The underwear at Goodwill is nice
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And baby you can have whatever you like (if you like)
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I said you can have whatever you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
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Baby, I can give you anything you please
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Even share my government cheese
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And baby you can have as much as you like (if you like)
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I said you can have as much as you like (if you like) yeah, yeah
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What Ever You Like
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
